5 cookies
The Quickie
A quick taste for you and a crush.
CHF 17CHF 3.40 each
Sex-positive fortune cookies – kinky, queer, and poly.
Sex-positive fortune cookies for you and your friends. Each one is individually wrapped and contains a flirty fortune about kink, consent, queer joy or poly life. Bring a bowl to the party, slip one to a crush, or share a pack with your polycule.
House Party · CHF 2.45 per cookie · most popular
Free shipping from CHF 50. Pay with TWINT, Apple Pay, Google Pay or card. We ship within Switzerland.
- A flirty fortune in every cookie
- Individually wrapped
- Adults only (18+)
What's inside
Crack it. Read it. Blush a little.
Every cookie hides a fortune about consent, queer joy, flirting, safer sex, solo love, kink or poly life. Here's a taste.
Good lovers read minds. Great lovers ask.
Gender is a construct. Your hotness, however, is load-bearing.
Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory, and everyone here is hot.
Ask your doctor about PrEP. Ask your crush about Friday.
Your kink isn't shameful. It's a hobby with excellent outfits.
Your calendar is about to get beautifully polyamorous. Color-code accordingly.
You will moan someone's name tonight. Possibly your own.
A U-Haul is in your future. Consider waiting until the second date.
Not in the mood? That's a valid fortune too. Sex-positive means pressure-negative.
Made for
Pick your pack
Every pack is a surprise mix of fortunes. The bigger the pack, the less each cookie costs.
10 cookies
Date Night
For two, or for one very good evening.
CHF 29CHF 2.90 each
Most popular
20 cookies
House Party
Enough for the whole group chat.
CHF 49CHF 2.45 each
50 cookies
Polycule
For Pride stalls, big parties and complicated calendars.
CHF 99CHF 1.98 each
Best value
100 cookies
The Full Fortune
For festivals, Pride floats and the biggest parties.
CHF 169CHF 1.69 each
Shipping CHF 7, free from CHF 50.Prices are final prices.TWINT, Apple Pay, Google Pay and cards.Need more than 100? Contact us.
Ingredients, allergens and nutrition
- Name of the food
- [Fortune cookies with a printed paper fortune inside]
- Ingredients
- [All ingredients in descending order of weight, with allergens in bold, e.g. wheat flour, sugar, egg white, …]
- Allergens
- [Contains: … May contain traces of: …]
- Net quantity
- [Weight per cookie, e.g. 8 g; packs of 5, 10, 20, 50 or 100 individually wrapped cookies]
- Storage
- [Store in a cool, dry place.]
- Best before
- [Printed on each wrapper. At least … months from delivery.]
- Producer
- [Name and address of the food business responsible for the cookies]
- Country of origin
- [Switzerland]
- Good to know
- The paper fortune inside isn't edible.
| Energy | [… kJ / … kcal] |
|---|---|
| Fat | [… g] |
| of which saturates | [… g] |
| Carbohydrate | [… g] |
| of which sugars | [… g] |
| Protein | [… g] |
| Salt | [… g] |
Stickers & goodies
Our rainbow and our favorite line. Buy them on their own, or add them to a cookie order.
Rainbow sticker
Our rainbow over "sexy fortunes", die-cut, 7.5 cm wide. For laptops, water bottles and crushes.
CHF 4
10 seal stickers
Round 5 cm seals with our rainbow, "crack responsibly" and www.sexyfortunes.shop around the edge. Close gifts, tag lockers, mark your territory.
CHF 8
Tote bag
Our full-color rainbow over "sexy fortunes" on a natural cotton tote. Fits a 100-pack and your dignity. Material: [100% cotton].
CHF 22
Wholesale for bars, events & shops
Planning a Pride stall, a club night, a sex party or a shop shelf? For more than 100 cookies, contact us and we'll put together an offer.
contact us
or write to hello@sexyfortunes.shop
Questions, answered
Still curious? Write to hello@sexyfortunes.shop and a real person answers.
What's inside a sexy fortunes cookie?
A crisp fortune cookie with a flirty, queer, consent-forward fortune on the slip. Every cookie is individually wrapped.
How spicy are the fortunes?
Flirty and suggestive: puns, innuendo, kink and consent jokes. Think "Checking in is just foreplay with good manners."
Who are they for?
You and your kinky, queer, poly and sex-positive friends, all 18 or older, of every gender, orientation and relationship shape. They're made for Pride parties, date nights, queer weddings, house parties, orgies, sex parties and gifts.
What's in the cookies?
Ingredients, allergens and nutrition values are listed under the packs: food information.
Where do you ship, and what does it cost?
We ship within Switzerland with Swiss Post. Shipping is free from CHF 50; below that it's CHF 7, and your basket shows the cost before you pay. [Delivery times.] Shipping to the EU? Write to hello@sexyfortunes.shop.
How can I pay?
TWINT, Apple Pay, Google Pay and cards. No account needed.
Can I order more than 100 cookies?
Yes. Add as many packs as you like to your basket, or write to hello@sexyfortunes.shop with how many you need and when, and we'll put together an offer.
Can I buy stickers without cookies?
Yes. Add any sticker or the tote to your basket, with or without cookies.